Met Gala Gossip Roundup: 8 Things to Watch for at This Year’s Ball


Before we dive into the frenzy that is the Met Gala, also known as fashion’s boldest red-carpet circus, let’s take a moment to fondly recall the events of last year’s ball. Remember how Kate Upton, then just a fledgling with no high-fashion cred, almost had to buy her own ticket? And Gisele was secretly pregnant? And co-chair Miuccia Prada almost didn’t go at all because she hurt her foot a few days before? Doesn’t it all seem so twee now, a year later?

Met Gala Monday will bring an avalanche of press releases, tweets, Instagrams, and goodness knows what else about who’s wearing whom as they climb that long “fuckin’ staircase” to worship at the altar of Anna Wintour. And sure, the clothes are the main affair. But this is also a New York power summit, and the politics of the guest list are thornier than, well, real politics. Below, your guide to navigating the gossip at this year’s ball.

1. Will Kimyembryo show up? The subject of Kim Kardashian has dragged on from last year’s ball, and clings to Anna Wintour’s coattails like a surly toddler. Kim’s boyfriend and impregnator Kanye is rumored to be performing, which — if true —  would surely secure her a ticket, or so you would think. Last year, Kanye attended solo, even though he and Kim had been glued to each other’s Givenchy-clad hips for weeks, sparking rumors that Wintour had instituted a Kardashian ban. But even if Kim is granted access this year, she’s six months pregnant and swimming in bad press — would she even want to make her Met Gala debut right now? Or, on the flip side, this could be her big moment to reshape her image as a glorious, glowing, fashionable mother-to-be.

NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 24:  Kim Kardashian and Kanye West as seen on April 24, 2013 in New York City.  (Photo by NCP/Star Max/FilmMagic)

Kim and Kanye.

2. What’s Beyoncé’s deal as “honorary co-chair”? The Met hasn’t even confirmed this title for her, so who knows what it means. Will she be part of the receiving line at the top of the stairs? Will she perform? Or will she just be on time and wear Givenchy and look fabulous?

Beyonce attends the Costume Institute Benefit at The Metropolitan Museum of Art May 7, 2012, celebrating the opening of Schiaparelli and Prada: Impossible Conversations.  AFP PHOTO /  TIMOTHY A. CLARY        (Photo credit should read TIMOTHY A. CLARY/AFP/GettyImages)

Better late than never at last year’s gala.

3. Will Rooney Mara manage to handle her shmoozing duties? This year’s co-chair has previously described red carpets as “a panic attack waiting to happen,” so let’s pray to the red carpet gods that someone’s sneaking her shots of tequila between greetings (hey, Stella McCartney did it), or at least some Xanax. Hang in there, sister.

BERLIN, GERMANY - FEBRUARY 12:  Actress Rooney Mara attends the 'Side Effects' Photocall during the 63rd Berlinale International Film Festival at the Grand Hyatt Hotel on February 12, 2013 in Berlin, Germany.  (Photo by Sean Gallup/Getty Images)

Rooney Mara.

4. What will Riccardo Tisci do with his facial hair?He’s gotten inventive with it this year. The ball’s punk theme could inspire some cool beard-action or maybe a dyed mustache. He’s got license to go full weirdo, and he should take it.

NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 11:  Designer Riccardo Tisci attends the PUNK: Chaos To Couture Press Preview at Metropolitan Museum of Art on February 11, 2013 in New York City.  (Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images)

Riccardo Tisci’s ‘stache.

5. Who will actually embrace the punk theme? Now that many designers have announced their celebrity guests, it’s getting even harder to imagine these people experimenting with deconstructed hems or safety pins, let alone garbage bags. Like, is Tory Burch really going to make Jessica Alba look “punk”? Same with Diane Von Furstenberg, who’s dressing the decidedly un-punk-ish Emma Roberts. As Cameron Silver mused in yesterday’s Times, “Rich women don’t want to look punk, or grunge.” Perhaps those ladies will just put a delicate streak of pink in their hair, Oscar De la Rentastyle, and leave it at that.

Oscar de la Renta’s “punk”(ish?) spring 2013 hairdos.

6. GO, KATY PERRY. She has promised to dress on-theme, and she’s leaving her glow sticks at home this year. Expect great things.

NEW YORK - MAY 03:  Singer Katy Perry attends the Metropolitan Museum of Art's 2010 Costume Institute Ball at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 3, 2010 in New York City.  (Photo by Bryan Bedder/WireImage for Vogue)

Katy Perry’s glowing dress at the Met Gala in 2010.

7. How will co-chair Lauren Santo Domingo manage to one-up everybody, including herself? There’s no question she’ll be one of the most outrageously dressed women of the evening. Her company, Moda Operandi, is this year’s Met Gala sponsor, and has developed a whole grunge-inspired line pegged to the event. This is a woman who wore an enormous puffy dress studded in tiny bows last year, so she’s one to embrace sartorial “challenges.”

NEW YORK, NY - MAY 07: Lauren Santo Domingo attends the

Lauren Santo Domingo at the Met Gala in 2012.

8. Will any actual “punk”-ing occur? This would be an opportune time for someone to pull a good prank. With the absurd combo of Vogue and punk, they’re practically begging for it.

Ashton Kutcher and Beyonce during Beyonce Gets Punk'd at Universal Studios Hollywood in Universal City, California, United States. ***Exclusive*** (Photo by Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic, Inc)

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